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Double Trouble wands: California Exotic

Dildos that provide more than one sensation are hard to come by, since so many are simply replicas of generic cocks. But the Double Trouble wands from California Exotic Novelties will provide twice the bang for your buck.
The wands come in two styles, differentiated by their colors: purple and pink. The purple wand has two orbs on one end of a smooth, narrow shaft, and four thick rings capped by a bulbous head on the other; the pink wand has a large three-tiered tear-drop on one end of a ribbed shaft, with a smaller version of the same head on the
other side. Made from a TPE rubber, the Double Trouble wands are firm but still have some bend in them. The fuckable ends are pretty solid, with no real give, but the shaft that joins them can be bent with little effort.

Each wand is about a foot long, and though it is double-ended, it’s a bit too short for use as a two-person toy. Instead, you’ll have to take turns sharing it with your partner, or else keep it to yourself and enjoy having two possible sensations to play with.

CALEX's Double Trouble Wands

The Double Trouble wands are best used with lube for easier insertion, and because of the material, we suggest using a condom if you’re going to share, since TPE cannot be completely sterilized.

BUY HERE!
These are great toys for anyone on a budget, since it’s not often you get two dildos for less than 20 bucks—total—and no matter how bad the economy, you should never be forced to cut back on sex!

Score: 3 Stars

TANTUS ALUMINA RESOLVE VIBE!

If you’ve been reading the Guilty Pleasures reviews, you know we’re big fans of
anything metal.   So you’ll no doubt have figured out that we jumped for joy when we
received the Alumina Revolve, one of four dildos in Tantus’s new line of aluminum
probes.

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TANTUS ALUMINA RESOLVE

The eight-ounce dildo is eight inches long and has two uniquely fuckable ends. One
end has a 1.25” bulb at the end, great for vaginal penetration and kegel’s exercises. The other end features three graduated orbs that can be used vaginally, for an enjoyably bumpy ride, or anally, to stretch your sphincter and warm you up for further anal play.

The heavy metal is exceptional in its ability to hold temperature, and with or without lube you always get a smooth ride. Both ends are easy to handle, and with the widest part being only 1.375” anyone can use this toy, even if they’re new to solo penetration.

You can use the Revolve alone or with a partner, but since metal toys pack more of a punch, we suggest trying it out on your own first so you’ll know how much force and pressure you can comfortably use.

One of the added perks to the Revolve is that it has two interchangeable parts. The dildo’s two ends screw apart so that you can mix and match the ends with parts from the other Alumina products—including the Pace, Motion and Flow dildos. This allows you to
enjoy your toys in new ways each time you play. And with a MSRP of less than $100, you can afford to add more than one Alumina piece to your collection.

NICE NEW TANTUS!

Most similar toys come in at more than twice the price, so if you’re a fan of heavy metal like we are, you’ll want to snap up the Revolve and its Alumina brethren while you can.

Score:  4 Stars

Tantus Charmer!

Reviewed by the www.penthousestore.com staff.

Dildos that hit the G-spot are ideal, since most women want nothing more than to have their most sensitive spots stimulated with the toys they buy. But few are really able to hit that most sensitive spot and still provide all the exciting in-and-out motion that really revs a lady’s engine. The Charmer from Tantus does just that.

The 6.8” shaft has a series of evenly spaced ridges along its front. They provide the perfect amount of friction when the dildo is thrust in and out, but they also are there for G-spot stimulation.

Tantus Charmer

Tantus Charmer

Most G-spot toys are of similar length, but they don’t do their job properly  because the only G-stimulating spot is on the head, so most women feel the need to shove all six inches up their cunts to get the sensations they’ve been promised. Unfortunately, the G-spot is within the first three inches of the vaginal canal—the most sensitive internal area as far as the pussy is concerned—and most toys miss their mark. Because the Charmer has so many ridges, however, you’ll feel it hit you in just the right place no matter how deep you thrust your dildo.

Additionally, the ridges feel great when they’re thrusting in and out, forcing the labia apart and together as the cunt wraps around the shaft.

The Charmer is made of 100 percent silicone, so it’s hygienic and  hypoallergenic, for extra-safe fun. It has a flared base, perfect for anal play, and can be strapped into any O-ring harness for strap-on play.

from the Tantus product description, from the editor: “The ridges to charm the G-spot. Charmer is a dildo designed to hit the G-spot over and over as it’s worked in and out. Many people do not know how to find the G-spot. Most G-spot toys on the market are 6″ in length, which has led people to think they are supposed to put the toy in all the way, and they end up missing the mark. The urethral sponge is located 1″ to 3″ inside the vaginal opening, so the Charmer’s many ridges are a guaranteed hit!”

Score:  4 Stars!

Beginner Strap-On from Sportsheets… it’s waterproof!

Reviewed by:  the review staff at www.penthouse.com

There are a ton of beginners’ dildo-and-harness kits to choose from out there, but the Sex in the Shower kit is one of the few fully waterproof versions we’ve come across.

The neoprene harness with nylon straps can go in the shower with you and get as soapy and soggy as you do without suffering water damage. The neoprene dries fast, and the nylon straps even faster. The fasteners are plastic and the dildo and O-ring are rubber, so those components pose no problems.

Waterproof Strap-On Kit

Waterproof Strap-On Kit

The harness is designed like other beginner models, with leg straps that leave the pussy free for play. It’s easy to adjust and fits up to 60-inch hips, so no one will be left out.

Our one complaint about this product is that the dildo that comes with the kit is rubber and not silicone, our preferred material for strap-on attachments. However, the rubber helps keep the cost down; just make sure you use a condom over the dildo to keep it sanitary (yes, even in the shower).

Otherwise, this is a very good starting point for those interested in strap-on play, and the fact that it’s designed for use in the shower makes it
even better.

Strap-On Beginner's Kit

Strap-On Beginner's Kit

Should you desire sudsy strap-on play, you’ll want to add this kit to your collection, whether you’re a beginner or an old pro.  Buy it here!

Score:  4 Stars!

Tantus is TERRIFIC with Dildos.

Reviewed by:  the bery busy beavers at the PenthouseStore.com review dept.

The VIP dildo from Tantus Inc. is a must-have for any perv who’s looking to have awell-stocked toy box. Handcrafted and made of 100% silicone, this dildo is hypoallergenic, odor free, and easy to clean and disinfect, which is a huge selling feature—especially if you’re planning to share your toys with multiple partners. At approximately 6.25 inches from base to tip and 1.5 inches in diameter, this curved toy is guaranteed to hit the right spot, whether you’re going solo, planning on some hot girl-girl action or looking to play bend-over-boyfriend games.

Tantus VIP Dildo

Tantus VIP Dildo

The VIP’s semi-realistic design features a moderately flared head, a slightly thinner,angled shaft, and a contoured, free-swinging ball sac, which simulates the sensationof the real thing. An added bonus of such a substantial base means it’s easy to grip and hassle-free for solo play, as well as being compatible for an O-ring harness. The shaft is somewhat flexible but has a firm core, which makes for superior penetration and a life-like feel.

Tantus VIP Dildo

Tantus VIP Dildo

With the proper care, a silicone toy can last a lifetime—just be sure never to use a silicone lubricant, which might bond to the dildo and ruin your plaything. Stick with a water-based lube for lots of nonstop slippery fun.

The VIP dildo is available in purple, pink and black.  Buy here, through PenthouseStore.com.

Score:  4 Stars!

Buy here — OK?

http://penthousestore.com/details.link/tid/965837/tkcode/pr10109/toys/Vip—Pink-Pearl.htm

Glass Dreams from Doc Johnson — 5 Stars of fun!

Reviewer:  the review staff at www.penthousestore.com

Our favorite thing about the new glass-toy trend is that glass is heavy. You feel it in your hand, you feel it inside
yourself, and the weight, even in the smaller glass dildos, makes you feel full. We also like how clean glass can be.
It washes off easily, you can sterilize it, and we’ve yet to find a way to damage our glass dildos in the normal course of use.  Basically, glass sex toys are foolproof fun for everyone.

Another favorite aspect of the glass-toy trend is how aesthetically pleasing these stylish sexual aids appear to be. A plain piece of glass is beautiful enough, the way the light travels through and around it dazzling us every time. But the companies that excel at glass novelty production are the ones who’ve learned how to really tempt us with their use of color and texture. Doc Johnson’s Glass Dreams collection does just that, and their Awesome Blossom is a standout in the glass genre.

The dildo is approximately eight inches long, and about an inch in diameter at its widest part. It also has a flared
base, so it can be used safely for anal play. And then there’s the Blossom’s design. The petal-green shaft is finely
ridged from base to crown, giving it more texture than we’re used to—with glass or any other material. When it
slides in and out, the ridges tickle the vaginal (or anal) walls as well as the labia. It provides all the stimulation of a vibrator without actually vibrating, and is actually far more enjoyable because you control how intense the sensations are.

And then there’s the head. It’s your standard dildo topper, smooth and clear. But inside is a beautiful—can you guess?—blossom. The colored flower, atop the green “stem” really makes the Awesome Blossom live up to its name, and it makes your dildo more than just a handy pussy pleaser, but an objet d’art as well. And we’re all for supporting the arts.

If you haven’t felt the need to invest in glass yet, this would be a great beginner’s piece. You get a more sensational bang for your buck, and if you’re willing to leave it out on the bookshelf or mantle, you get a snazzy conversation starter to boot. If you already know the pleasures of pyrex, this is a must-have addition to your collection because of its unique look and texture. It’s worth every penny, and for what you’re getting, we consider it a bargain-priced piece.

Score:  5 Stars

(editor’s note — check out the contest on the front page — the winner will get a Glass Dreams dildo just like this one!)

Eco-yummy Taffy Tickler Twist — 4 Stars!

Reviewer:  the review staff at www.penthouse.com

Eco-friendly toys are all the rage these days, and the Silicone Twist combines two of our favorite green materials:   glass and silicone. The glass wand is double-ended for twice the pleasure, with one end decorated with silicone spikes and the other end untouched glass.

Taffy Tickler Twist

Taffy Tickler Twist

The silicone spikes are softer than they appear and feel like fine hairs tickling your skin. This embellished end is great for clitoral stimulation, as the spikes provide great friction against the sensitive spot, but it’s also a very good internal tool, the silicone strands dancing delicately against the less-sensitive inner walls.

Taffy Tickler Twist

Taffy Tickler Twist

The plain glass end is enhanced by the four orbs along the handle, which add some texture to the otherwise-smooth glass.  Both silicone and glass are easy to clean and can be sterilized, so you can share with a partner, and because the toy is comprised of both, you get double the pleasure for half the price!

Manufactured by Topco Toys.

(Editor’s note:  doesn’t it kinda look like an ice cream cone?  Yummy.)

Score:  4 Stars

The VIP dildo from Tantus Inc. is a must-have for any perv who’s looking to have a well-stocked toy box. Handcrafted and made of 100% silicone, this dildo is hypoallergenic, odor free, and easy to clean and disinfect, which is a huge selling feature—especially if you’re planning to share your toys with multiple partners. At approximately 6.25 inches from base to tip and 1.5 inches in diameter, this curved toy is guaranteed to hit the right spot, whether you’re going solo, planning on some hot girl-girl action or looking to play bend-over-boyfriend games.

Tantus VIP Dildo

Tantus VIP Dildo

The VIP’s semi-realistic design features a moderately flared head, a slightly thinner, angled shaft, and a contoured, free-swinging ball sac, which simulates the sensation of the real thing. An added bonus of such a substantial base means it’s easy to grip and hassle-free for solo play, as well as being compatible for an O-ring harness. The shaft is somewhat flexible but has a firm core, which makes for superior penetration and a lifelike feel.

Tantus VIP Dildo

Tantus VIP Dildo

With the proper care, a silicone toy can last a lifetime—just be sure never to use a silicone lubricant, which might bond to the dildo and ruin your plaything. Stick with a water-based lube for lots of nonstop slippery fun.

The VIP dildo is available in purple, pink and black.

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