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Funky Purple Wonder Egg!

Posted by: funwithsextoys on: February 8, 2010

Reviewer:  Tiffany
My husband was very excited about how much this toy excited me!

Wonder Egg does WONDERS

I love the different settings.  I love the easy push button to change the settings.  I even love the color!
Read more under VIBES!

SOOOO many new toy reviews — thanks to PENTHOUSE reviewers!

Posted by: funwithsextoys on: January 21, 2010

You girls (and boys?!?) totally rock!

See them ull in the various page categories.

Here’s a sample, though!

While the Mini-Miracle Massager might not really perform miracles, it is pretty spectacular on its own. Designed much like the Hitachi Magic Wand, the Miracle
Massager is a more affordable version for those of us who can’t afford to spend
hundreds of dollars on toys.

Mini Miracle Massager

There are two versions of the Mini-Miracle Massager: battery-powered and electric.
The battery-powered massager is multi-speed and waterproof and can be taken into
the tub, but it’s not as strong as its plugged-in counterpart and has a straight, rather
than curved, handle. The electric massager is for use on dry land only, but it’s pretty powerful, even with only two speeds.

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The suction cups are really strong, but they don’t lock into place, so with enough tugging, you can pull them free. They’ll stand up to a lot, though, and even our 250-pound assistant had to work hard to pull them free. Chances are you won’t be struggling to get free, however, so you shouldn’t have any trouble keeping the cuffs in place while you play.

The neoprene and velcro dries out quickly, so you don’t have to worry about any
water damage. And the neoprene is soft against your wrists, so it won’t do any
damage to you, either.

Shower Cuffs

If you’ve ever wanted to get kinky in every room of the house, this is your ticket. Now there really are no limits to the fun you can have without leaving the house.

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We jumped for joy when we
received the Alumina Revolve, one of four dildos in Tantus’s new line of aluminum
probes.

TANTUS ALUMINA RESOLVE

The eight-ounce dildo is eight inches long and has two uniquely fuckable ends. One
end has a 1.25” bulb at the end, great for vaginal penetration and kegel’s exercises. The other end features three graduated orbs that can be used vaginally, for an enjoyably bumpy ride, or anally, to stretch your sphincter and warm you up for further anal play.

New stats on MORE SEX as GOOD FOR YOUR BODY!

Posted by: funwithsextoys on: January 7, 2010

Today’s CNN.com had a cool story on how sex is GOOD for you — and can make you even healthier to have MORE OF IT!

Here’s the story:

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/health/2010/01/07/nr.cohen.have.more.sex.cnn

CNN: more sex is good for you!

The study/story reveals more sex…

reduces heart disease

reduces breast cancer

reduces prostate cancer

Wonder what SEX TOY Carrie Prejean uses while masturbating?

Posted by: funwithsextoys on: November 13, 2009

Wasn’t that the subject of her “sex-tape” in this week’s latest scandal? That she’s the only one IN the alleged sex tape (who’s existence she acknowledges) — so she MUST be masturbating, right? Can’t be super sexy w/just a hand (well, sure it can) but you know what we mean. IT MUST’ve been w/a sexy vibe or something.

If only we could find out which one… which brand!!! Oh, former Miss California… can you tell us your fave dildo or vibrator?? Pretty please?

(Oooh we hope it’s like some of the 100s on www.lustique.com!)

Which vibrator did she use?

Which vibrator did she use?

Tantus CHARMS!

Posted by: funwithsextoys on: November 13, 2009

The Charmer is made of 100 percent silicone, so it’s hygienic and hypoallergenic, for extra-safe fun. It has a flared base, perfect for anal play, and can be strapped into any O-ring harness for strap-on play.

Tantus Charmer

Tantus Charmer

This is one dildo that doesn’t disappoint.

Read more under DILDO reviews, or buy here!

Beginner’s Waterproof Harness and Dildo Set from Sportsheets

Posted by: funwithsextoys on: November 13, 2009

Waterproof Strap-On

Waterproof Strap-On

There are a ton of beginners’ dildo-and-harness kits to choose from out there, but the Sex in the Shower kit is one of the few fully waterproof versions we’ve come across.

The neoprene harness with nylon straps can go in the shower with you and get as soapy and soggy as you do without suffering water damage. The neoprene dries fast, and the nylon straps even faster. The fasteners are plastic and the dildo and O-ring are rubber, so those components pose no problems. The harness is designed like other beginner models, with leg straps that leave the pussy free for play.  It’s easy to adjust and fits up to 60-inch hips, so no one will be left out.

Read more in the DILDO section!

Like the old rubber duckies, only BETTER!

Posted by: funwithsextoys on: November 4, 2009

We rarely come across “massagers” that we believe could be used for less-than-dirty
deeds, but the I Rub My Fishie has that ability.

I Rub My Fishie

i Rub My Fishie Vibe

Because the Fishie is waterproof and designed for sex play, you can easily use it with aromatic oils for a more soothing massage and not have to worry about damaging the sweet stress reliever.  Great for shower use, so you can leave your lube in your bedroom.

Read more in the VIBE review section!

Grab onto something in the shower — for big thrusts!

Posted by: funwithsextoys on: November 4, 2009

The Single Locking Suction Handle is part of Sportsheets new Sex in the Shower line, and a great addition to any bathroom.

If you tend to get dirty while you’re getting clean, you know the perils of sex in the shower: slipping, sliding, falling. The handle—and the other similar products in the line—will help keep you on your feet so you can fully enjoy bath time with your rubber duckie—or any other sexy friend!

Sex Suction Cup

Sex Suction Cup

Read more in the EXTRAS page!

Edibles… yes, you CAN eat this sexy stuff!

Posted by: funwithsextoys on: November 4, 2009

What — you can EAT some of your sexual/romance products?  Yes, you CAN!

Edible Pasties

Edible Pasties

At less than four dollars each, these pasties won’t break the bank, and even if you don’t care for the flavors (but there’s beerflavored pasties, so you have to like at least one), you and your partner will still get some use out of them. At this price, what have you got to lose?

Read more of this reviews in the EXTRAS PAGE!

Toys for BOYS!

Posted by: funwithsextoys on: November 4, 2009

Nookii’s love kits are by far the best around. Their packaging is, as our girlfriends tell us, sweet and sexy, and the toys inside aren’t half bad, either. And while most of them are geared toward women and couples, their Toys for Boys kit is right up any man’s alley. The kit comes packed in an orange tube and contains a vibrating cockring (the Ringo), a masturbation sleeve (the Bomber) and a cock-enhancing sleeve (the Tickler).

Nookii Toys for Boys

Nookii Toys for Boys

For more on this kit — check out our Masturbator section!  It’s a cool toy review, for your cool guy!